Track Title: Under the Booty

dvniela:

If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”


This really happened

This really happened


gayerthanjew:

one time my mom hired cleaning ladies to clean the house and a couple of hours after they were done i noticed my cat was missing and we were searching the house looking everywhere for my cat and finally i heard a meow from my room and my cat was literally under the blanket tucked into my bed and my mom called the cleaning ladies asking why the fuck they made the bed over the cat and the woman said “it wouldn’t move”


swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

me taking a picture of my pancakes

then me taking a picture of my pancakes as i fell down the stairs because i wasn’t paying attention because i was taking a picture of my pancakes


hiddlestonhug:

rose-9-10:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”?

thank you

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thank you once again

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AH WHEN WILL THEY END

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EVEN MORE OMFG

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It’s definetly fries before guys

oh my god


irristatic: mandysaysitlike: keep-calm-get-skinny: stelladear: pinprick: slephoto: jukejointhussy: jessicatheselfishmachine: I have literally NEVER been so fucking thoroughly disgusted with someone on tumblr as I am right now. EXCUSE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER. I’ve been picked up and swung around numerous times, even prior to losing the weight I’ve lost in the last year. I fit everywhere I fucking need to. I kept a relationship up for over two fucking years, which is something a majority of people haven’t fucking accomplished I breathe just fucking fine, thanks. I DO wear whatever the fuck I want, because I’m comfortable in my own fucking skin. I run all the fucking time, you insignificant piece of shit. The only time I EVER sweat is at work, where they PAY ME to work out. I don’t give a FUCK what’s “fashionable”, I wear whatever the fuck I want. I’m adored by very few people, but those people are fucking incredible. I’m taken more seriously than 70% of the skinny girls I know. And lastly, how the fuck would YOU know that no one lusts over us? Have you ever heard of a chubby chaser? Or men that like curves? Granted that there’s a difference, I don’t think that’s fucking up to you to make calls like that. I am so infuriated about this fucking post. I’m not sure when it was posted, or who the original poster was, but it’s horrific. Just because someone’s ribs and hip bones don’t fucking stick out doesn’t make them any less of a fucking person. Oh, and just so you know, food is definitely worth your so-called list of things “fat girls can’t do”. Fuck you, you judgemental cunt. FUCKING PREACH This idiot doesn’t know some of the big women I know.  Not only is none of this true for them, they’d cheerfully beat the shit out of someone for saying it. shit like this make people think its okay to think like this. honestly at the end of the day its mot the weight that maters or the size of your body what maters is how you feel in your own skin. why the fuck does that post have over 1000 notes?fuck this cunt and any ignorant dipshit that agrees with this nonsense. so much disgusting, hateful ignorance. what a sad, bitter person the OP must be. it is actually saddening people like that actually exist. too bad closed minds didn’t come with closed mouths. Just like the girl at the beginning I was a bigger girl and prior to losing weight I was like every other girl! I wore what was in fashion, I had relationships, I had to fight off pervs so why don’t you go choke on a dick!!! And the fact that that text post had over a thousand notes…

irristatic:

mandysaysitlike:

keep-calm-get-skinny:

stelladear:

pinprick:

slephoto:

jukejointhussy:

jessicatheselfishmachine:

I have literally NEVER been so fucking thoroughly disgusted with someone on tumblr as I am right now.

EXCUSE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER.

  • I’ve been picked up and swung around numerous times, even prior to losing the weight I’ve lost in the last year.
  • I fit everywhere I fucking need to.
  • I kept a relationship up for over two fucking years, which is something a majority of people haven’t fucking accomplished
  • I breathe just fucking fine, thanks.
  • I DO wear whatever the fuck I want, because I’m comfortable in my own fucking skin.
  • I run all the fucking time, you insignificant piece of shit.
  • The only time I EVER sweat is at work, where they PAY ME to work out.
  • I don’t give a FUCK what’s “fashionable”, I wear whatever the fuck I want.
  • I’m adored by very few people, but those people are fucking incredible.
  • I’m taken more seriously than 70% of the skinny girls I know.
  • And lastly, how the fuck would YOU know that no one lusts over us? Have you ever heard of a chubby chaser? Or men that like curves? Granted that there’s a difference, I don’t think that’s fucking up to you to make calls like that.

I am so infuriated about this fucking post. I’m not sure when it was posted, or who the original poster was, but it’s horrific. Just because someone’s ribs and hip bones don’t fucking stick out doesn’t make them any less of a fucking person.

Oh, and just so you know, food is definitely worth your so-called list of things “fat girls can’t do”.

Fuck you, you judgemental cunt.

FUCKING PREACH

This idiot doesn’t know some of the big women I know.  Not only is none of this true for them, they’d cheerfully beat the shit out of someone for saying it.

shit like this make people think its okay to think like this. honestly at the end of the day its mot the weight that maters or the size of your body what maters is how you feel in your own skin.

why the fuck does that post have over 1000 notes?
fuck this cunt and any ignorant dipshit that agrees with this nonsense.

so much disgusting, hateful ignorance. what a sad, bitter person the OP must be. it is actually saddening people like that actually exist.

too bad closed minds didn’t come with closed mouths.

Just like the girl at the beginning I was a bigger girl and prior to losing weight I was like every other girl! I wore what was in fashion, I had relationships, I had to fight off pervs so why don’t you go choke on a dick!!!

And the fact that that text post had over a thousand notes…


shubbabang:

I’M JUST LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I’M DOING GEOGRAPHY HOMEWORK AND LIKE IN THE MIDDLE EAST 

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ITS LIKE THEY’RE TALKING TO EACH OTHER AND ONE JUST SAID SOMETHING CRAZY AND THE OTHER IS LIKE “OH MAN” AND THE OTHER IS ALL CHILL LIKE “YEA MAN”


bubbleheadcharm:

erspringle:

bbloomlionk:

reblogoftheminute:

tui-laspirits:

runfree—and—carryon:

stainedglassbutterflywings:

prettyandpink:

summercohen:

ladyhoneybadger:

fujiidom:falulatonks / atimelordincamelot:

DISNEY LOVERS, STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS.

#only halfway through this and i want to share the joy

I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER THAN I WAS FOR THOSE 8 MINUTES AND 10 SECONDS.

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I WANT TO MARRY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. What is this even for? Because it was so amazing.

I couldn’t stop smiling :)

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

OMG THE PRINCE ALI PART GAVE ME CHILLS!

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

Never in my life have I seen people more excited after a group of men emit a series of varying sounds while drawing an arch across a chalkboard.


I’m not even in a minute of this and I’ve already fallen in love with it

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh dear Ghandi they’re fantastic!

DUDE THE GUY WHO SINGS PART OF YOUR WORLD. MINE. *LE HISS





loveresonance:

anonymousmisfit:

oedipusrexrexrex:

IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

The way he gives it away when he’s done. Holy sweet baby Jesus, that’s adorable.


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In the second and third gif when they give him the cups in the wrong order. He just looks at them Iike #fuckinghumanyouarewrongthisisnothowitgoesdamnit.

HAVE I REBLOGGED THIS YET? HAHA


221cbakerstreet:

lulz-time:

It’s like the cat realizes whose holding it in the second gif

is this heaven


clearly-misunderst0od:

oh my gosh XD this is so freaking adorable XD


hey-itsthatsean:

vastderp:

jumpingjacktrash:

cyphercat:

ponderosa121:

rraaaarrl:

Happy Dance! [x]

What I am keeping open in a tab whilst struggling through this VFX assignment.

sometimes being tiny and having hooves is too exciting you guys

ahhh i want a pet mini goat so baaaaaaad

I’M GONNA DO IT

I’M

GONNA BUTT IT

GONNA BUTT IT WITH MY HEAD

I’m gonda butt it.