I tried to make a video for a friend and forgot my mother was in the room
don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
this is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever said in my life, which is honestly such a low benchmark for humour i’m so sorry
"Dad waiting to pick his kids up from school can’t stop laughing while other students slip on ice."
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.
Swinging with Hazel and Gus.
"Curious Cat Plays in Snow for the First Time"
This freaking adorable baby stops crying whenever her parents play Beyoncé.
THIS IS SOOO GOOD!
my other doge post hit over 10k notes so here is a pug one to celebrate
Pugs always make me smile <3
omfg this is like a parent trying to get their kid out of bed for school
"We turned off the Black Eyed Peas."
Submitted By: Kiri M.
Location: Alabama, United States